Another funny story about a penis

The scene. Bunch of us wandering blindly round the tents blasted out of our heads.

The penis. My mate has a look for bluetooth devices on his phone and discovers 37 of them. Wow! What can we do about that? In a flash of brilliance he undoes his belt and sticks his phone down the front of his pants, takes a photo of his todger and sends it off on it;s merry way via bluetooth. We crouch down (drop to the floor giggling and holding onto each other for support) and listen for the response.

“Oh wow! I got a bluetooth!” someone close to us cries. “Let me see” cries his friend. “Ewww!” “WTF!” and other sounds of disgust are suddenly heard, success! Then we hear a girls voice pipe up “But it’s so small”

We almost died from laughing that night.

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